Eh, I Got Bored.

On my birthday...

2008-11-30T05:41:24Z

...which was technically yesterday at this point, I did absolutely nothing. Yay, nothing.

I haven't done nothing in a long time, so it was nice.

This just has to be said...

2008-11-03T19:40:05Z

...I hate I Like Bugs. Because it gets stuck in my head, like everything else that's really annoying. Joy.

Uhm...moooo?

2008-10-02T04:37:12Z

Who the hell dresses up in a cow outfit and chases kids and pisses on someone's lawn? This lady.

I freaking love it.

Why am I worried that Hama-chan will someday get the ouendan to perform this?

2008-09-30T03:59:45Z

...seriously, he's not above that sort of thing. Really.

I HATE the Backyardigans...but I kind of love this.

2008-08-20T05:51:36Z

I HATE the Backyardigans.

2008-08-17T05:57:54Z

But we watched them today, just once, because the episode was about cowboys. And the end result was Abe limply leaning on Mihashi laughing hysterically, so I'll take it any day of the week.

Thanks, Hama-chan.

2008-08-16T05:08:03Z

We're watching Oobi, and Hama-chan makes the following statement because that damn turtle episode is on and I can't stop saying 'turtle' like Oobi does:

"So Izumi's going to be near a river and he'll meet a kappa, and he'll die because he'll go up to it and go, 'TUUUURRRRTLE-TURTLE-TURTLE!'"

Sakaeguchi has not stopped laughing yet. Greeeaaaat.

Because this is annoying...

2008-08-11T03:15:40Z

Dear NBC,

My first name is Kosuke. I do not pronounce my name 'Ko-suuuu-ke.' I say 'Kos-ke.' Would you please do the same?

Sincerely,
Izumi Kos-ke

I find things to do in between baseball-watching now and again...

2008-08-03T22:30:25Z

We need to make Abe post the video that this quote comes from tonight tonight...it was too big for Photobucket, so we have to split it into two. But we've had it for a long time and he's just never posted it, so we'll make him do it!

Anyhow, this is a starecrow. That's not a typo.

I tried yelling at it in a weird voice.

Yeah, it was like a small earthquake.

I looked this up, and I just know I'll never get the songs out of my head if I see this show. Ever.

Army for God? Seriously?

Just so you know, Kenya...

2008-07-26T19:13:01Z

We typed in 'wow telecare' on Google, and check out the fourth result from the top.

I'm sure Zaizen will love having his name appear in the title.

I asked a cow if it was in an early '90s promotional video for dairy products today. Wooow.

2008-07-26T02:08:33Z

Just one thing about the unintentionally amusing Space Farms. Okay, two quick things.

That first word there? It means 'Japan.' That sign reads 'Japan Japanese' at the beginning. Is there a non-Japan Japanese language we're supposed to know or something?

I didn't bug the crustaceans!

2008-07-22T04:33:41Z

We spent a very long day "beside the seaside" (thanks, Moose A. Moose) today, and this stuff is the product of that. We had a lot of fun, as you can probably tell!

Whoo, yeah. Looks really fun.

Pirate 1. This pirate was beaten, though...by this one:

This pirate was STONED.

Is it just me, or is that the field reporter from Takeshi's Castle?

Oobi has made it impossible for me to see turtles without doing this anymore. Thanks, Oobi.

From mini golf. Go figure, somebody points out to 1863_project that they looked like pillars of salt. Thanks, Junta.

Also from mini golf - I play Leap of Faith in real life! It's hard to hear, but Junta is doing the Bible Game voice in the background.

Of course, we're saving the best for last - Junta's just finishing uploading video footage. That he took from the back of a train ride. Yeah, go figure.

...I actually yelled this at the TV. I'm lame.

2008-07-17T05:37:13Z

Dear Uma,

You don't have to find the rainbow - it's right in front of you! OOBI AND KAKO ARE GAY, YOU MORON!

Sincerely,
Someone with more common sense than you

Doing My Job

2008-07-09T03:52:42Z

I posted Hiro's scores recently, so here are Hideo's from earlier today. He was pretty good, actually.

He actually played harder in this one minigame just to beat Hiro's score. It was pretty funny.

Kanou kicked him off of there later this afternoon, but he was up there for a fleeting moment!

Also, Kenya, we got this picture for you. It's pretty awesome. It was in a catalog that 1863_project's mother gets to buy stuff for her elementary school library...

Bronx Zoo!

2008-07-07T00:29:15Z

We got back from the Bronx Zoo a few hours ago - it was crazy-huge and generally pretty awesome. All the walking does get you tired after a while, but it's so worth it.

And now I get to post some wiseassery.

This whole thing was pretty amazing. I hope we get to go again someday - it was a lot of fun, really.

More scores that aren't mine!

2008-07-02T19:34:18Z

Okay, so yesterday Tajima somehow convinced the three main ballplayers from H2 to attend BMU to play on the baseball team (which will probably end with a roster of over one million people because when it comes to baseball 1863_project just can't say no to anybody). Last night, one of them had his first Bible Game experience. And his friend made him be pink. I sense a trend with people making other people be the pink valley girl.

This is Hiro. Hiro is a pitcher who plays for a small school called Senkawa High in the manga. And now he is here. His control's nice, except for his forkball, which he has issues with. Junta says it's worth getting Kanou from Mihoshi over here just to help him fix it.

And now he is pink. His friend Hideo insisted that he be pink for some reason. ...yes, Junta does still have the high score as 'Choochoo.' And he still laughs each time he sees it, too. It's like he forgets or something.

Sadly, this score of Hiro's would get kicked off when Tosei waged a Jonah's Whale war around 2:30 A.M. I believe Shingo is going to post the results of that one later.

EDIT: Shingo did indeed post the results. See, no more Hiro. Poor kid.

Hideo wanted this shot taken so that everyone could see that Hiro was in fact pink. He kept saying that Hiro was "playing as a slut." Personally, I think her face looks really creepy and demonic here because the picture was taken while she was moving. But that's just me.

Is this as entertaining as Make Mine Milk? Probably not. But is it entertaining in general? Yes, I think so. It's Bible Game.

Pump it, cool it, homogenize and pasteurize!

2008-06-27T04:05:55Z

Here is the long-awaited special Make Mine Milk! This is kind of the funniest early-'90s thing ever. And it's supposed to be educational, too.

...so why do I really want a soda right now? Oh, because this is creepy.

The Worst Score in Bible Game History

2008-06-20T04:12:44Z

Oh, you know you love this, Abe. You do. Admit it.

Junta kept yelling, "Snaaaake, snaaaake!" in the background until he got it, which you can hear in the second video.

These are not mine. They're pretty darn good for first-timers, though, aren't they?

2008-06-18T01:09:59Z

I have recently acquired the job title of 'Person Who Gets Other People to Play Bible Game' or something. Eh, here are a few results from people without LJs - I'm posting them for them. Also, later tonight, I'll have Make Mine Milk up, too, so keep an eye out!

"Hoseman" is Suyama. Long story.

Oki managed to get onto the False Idols board - he was very surprised by this for some reason.

Okay, here's where it all begins. Nishihiro first managed to work his score out to 1234, which legitimately proves that he is a genius.

Extreme close-up.

Nishihiro's first time playing Lion's Den. This result perplexed Mizutani beyond belief because he did not realize that Nishihiro applied an actual strategy to the game.

Yeah, he's pretty smart.

His game show score is only below Kazuki on medium. Sakaeguchi has never played medium on our memory card, but I'd imagine he'd destroy everyone here if he did. He has the long game high score. Other notables on this list include Tajima, Oki, Riou (playing as Riousmex, which is what Junta named him when he was out of the room) and Grampu the Cowboy.

Just because I thought everyone might like to see that Sakaeguchi accidentally did this. See the first two numbers?

No, no subtext here! None at ALL!

2008-06-13T03:01:35Z

Two epic Bible Game scores that kind of need to be posted. That's all these are, really.

Lucky Ducks

2008-06-12T06:02:16Z

Since I haven't posted in a long time, 1863_project gave me some footage of herself playing around with a game called Lucky Ducks. The gist is that you have to take turns picking up ducks to see if they have your color underneath them. If they do, you get to keep the duck, and the first person to get all three of their ducks wins.

And then, just for fun, here is the cast of Gundam Wing on the thing.

ジンギスカン: Catchy Song...Or Catchiest Song Ever?

2008-06-01T05:17:44Z

I don't know why, but I think this is the catchiest song ever.

It's at the point where I know all the words and can sing along to it. And can't help doing so whenever I hear it. It's getting kind of bad now.

...I really don't like Seth, either...

2008-05-29T00:05:19Z

Am playing Bible Game right now. I decided to show it to Hamada just to see what he'd think of it, and he loves it, too. Right now I'm trying to get the Leap of Faith high score (which is difficult because these two are in the way, as usual). It's a really campy game, but I think that's what makes it so entertaining - it's absolutely horrible.

And Abe, don't deny it - you think it's awesome, too.

(Also, I kind of think I hate Seth a little. Who does he think he is? He ass-raped Mizutani on Lion's Den and now he's getting in everyone else's ways, too. Jerkoff.)

EDIT: I WIN. (Also, Hamada got a high score on False Idols, but it wasn't the top one or anything. And he's PINK.)

As I type this, Mizutani is screaming at lions on the TV about how he tastes. In Spanish.

2008-05-26T08:04:37Z

Last night, I was introduced by Mizutani and Sakaeguchi to something called the Bible Game. And I played a round and sucked at it - I was horrible!

But I improved pretty quickly, see?

I'm not sure what I think of this game entirely yet, but right now I like it. It's pretty fun, to be honest.